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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 02:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Still no good.

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

How do you explain the involvement of a mainland Chinese visitor, her local relative, and a 65-year-old friend of the latter in the suspected money laundering case seized by Hong Kong police?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

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No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Then came..

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